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badgolferman

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Sep 20, 2023, 5:23:25 PM9/20/23
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OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman who got
stuck in an outhouse toilet in Otsego County on Tuesday.

Police say the woman had dropped her Apple watch in the outhouse toilet at
the Dixon Lake boat launch. She then lowered herself into the toilet to
retrieve it and got stuck. Police were called around 11 a.m. after the
woman was heard yelling for help.

First responders removed the toilet from the outhouse and a strap was used
to pull the woman out.

Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of
outhouses if something is dropped.

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/local/michigan/state-troopers-rescue-woman-stuck-in-outhouse-toilet/69-3aef46ff-563a-4ab6-81b8-5df7a6d484b0

nospam

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Sep 20, 2023, 8:27:34 PM9/20/23
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In article <uefnsb$34dhg$1...@dont-email.me>, badgolferman
<REMOVETHISb...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of
> outhouses if something is dropped.

especially if it's arlen.

Jörg Lorenz

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Sep 21, 2023, 1:22:34 AM9/21/23
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Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
*Shit happenz*!

--
Alea iacta est

Your Name

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Sep 21, 2023, 2:30:28 AM9/21/23
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"She then lowered herself into the toilet ..." ?!?!

How tiny was the women ... or how massive was the toilet?? ;-)

<https://townsquare.media/site/71/files/2023/02/attachment-Worlds-Largest-Toilet-1.jpg>


*Hemidactylus*

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Sep 21, 2023, 12:17:15 PM9/21/23
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You’re wrong. Arlen doesn’t fall into an outhouse. Arlen was produced in an
outhouse and unleashed here.

nospam

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Sep 21, 2023, 3:25:01 PM9/21/23
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In article <XHKdnSm_HpEf8ZH4...@giganews.com>,
*Hemidactylus* <ecph...@allspamis.invalid> wrote:

> >> Police are reminding Michiganders to not go into the containment area of
> >> outhouses if something is dropped.
> >
> > especially if it's arlen.
> >
> Youšre wrong. Arlen doesnšt fall into an outhouse. Arlen was produced in an
> outhouse and unleashed here.

true, but that doesn't mean he can't fall back into one.

Chris

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Sep 21, 2023, 3:33:53 PM9/21/23
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Your Name <Your...@YourISP.com> wrote:
> Am 20.09.23 um 23:23 schrieb badgolferman:
>> OTSEGO COUNTY, Mich. — Michigan State troopers rescued a woman who got
It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you sit
on.

Missing information though. Did she get the watch?

badgolferman

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Sep 21, 2023, 3:47:49 PM9/21/23
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Let's just say she did. Was it worth it?

--
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to
go swimming." ~ Jimmy Carter

Wally J

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Sep 21, 2023, 4:14:59 PM9/21/23
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*Hemidactylus* <ecph...@allspamis.invalid> wrote

> produced in an outhouse and unleashed here.

Two things about the ignorant child-like iKooks stand out in that comment.

a. The ignorant iKooks own the mentality of small children...
b. The ignorant iKooks _fear_ me - they're deathly _afraid_ of me...

You know why?
I do.

The belief system of the ignorant iKooks is completely imaginary.

Hence... the ignorant iKooks fear all facts about Apple products.
Which is why they fear the bearer of those facts about Apple products.

So be it.

My job on this child-like Apple newsgroup is to present the facts.
Which have never been wrong yet...

The more the ignorant iKooks hate me - the more I've shown what they are.

Wally J

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Sep 21, 2023, 4:15:10 PM9/21/23
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nospam <nos...@nospam.invalid> wrote

> but that doesn't mean he can't fall back into one.

Do you even know why you're so *deathly afraid of me*, nospam?
I do.

You _hate_ that I provide the facts about iOS that you're ignorant of.
And that's just fine with me.

The more you ignorant iKooks hate me - the more I've exposed what you are.

nospam

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Sep 21, 2023, 4:16:13 PM9/21/23
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In article <uei5qv$3lrkl$1...@dont-email.me>, Chris <ithi...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> It's an outhouse. A glorified hole in the ground with a "toilet" you sit
> on.
>
> Missing information though. Did she get the watch?

she did.

Alan

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Sep 21, 2023, 5:41:31 PM9/21/23
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I LOVE that you are so full of yourself you'd think that anyone is in
the LEAST bit afraid of you, Arlen!

Chris

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Sep 22, 2023, 5:24:30 AM9/22/23
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Praise the lord!! Steve, obvs ;)

Chris

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Sep 22, 2023, 5:24:30 AM9/22/23
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Only she can answer that.

Chris

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Sep 22, 2023, 5:24:31 AM9/22/23
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Wally J <walte...@invalid.nospam> wrote:
> *Hemidactylus* <ecph...@allspamis.invalid> wrote
>
>> produced in an outhouse and unleashed here.
>
> Two things about the ignorant child-like iKooks stand out in that comment.
>
> a. The ignorant iKooks own the mentality of small children...
> b. The ignorant iKooks _fear_ me - they're deathly _afraid_ of me...
>
> You know why?
> I do.

You've been triggered. Plain and simple.

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